Sometimes the quizzes just piss me off so much that I have to take them to see if I'm up to their standards....Can we just start with looking at the fact that I got 150 as a result...?

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend I don't need one to be happy and anyone who thinks they do needs a serious reality check. Having a significant other should only ADD to your happiness, not define it.
[x] You have your own room I would be happy with a roommate....
[x] You own a cell phone. I didn't get one until I was 17 and I was totes happy before then sooo.....Agan: REALITY CHECK.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. See above
[x] Your parents are still married. I know a TON of people who are happy and have separated or divorced parents and are happy, just as I know a TON of people who have parents who are still together and are unhappy...
[x] You have more than 2 best friends. Having a ton of best friends won't make you happy....
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard What...I don't even...fuck. Really? You're going to define your happiness as to if you have a pool or not? Hell--I had a slip-n-slide and that shit was a party....
Total: 5

[x] You dress how you want to. You betta werk...
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. Some people are happier by themselves...
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. Really, people. Social media and electronics should NOT define your happiness.
[x] You have never been beaten up. ................
[x] You never cry more than twice a month. Just because you cry doesn't mean you're unhappy. If you cry during sad movies, or if your team makes finals, or if you WIN finals, this doesn't mean your unhappy. It means you're HEALTHY.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. Who the hell isn't?
[x] Your room is big enough for you. ghtmutk54e3jyrkmuhyjrtera5jyt
[x] People don't use you for something you have. If you KNOW someone is using you, go up to them and say "Bitch. You're using me. Step off." You're bringing it upon yourself....
[ ] You have been to a concert. Omg.....really? So I've never been to a concert. That makes me unhappy...? No. Good Lord people....
Total: 8


[x] You have over 50 friends on Facebook. Let me just say that if so-and-so has 2000+ friends--this does not mean they are ACTUALLY FRIENDS. When I first join FB people who openly dispised me or picked on me FRIENDED me. It's a numbers game. Nothing more.
[x] Your parents let you have a Facebook. Correction: You let your parents rule your life. Unless you're under 13 and do not NEED to have a facebookbecause all your little kindergarten friends live on Sesame Street with you....
[x] You get allowance MONEY =/= HAPPINESS.
[x] You collect something normal. Define "normal." I collect comics, foreign bottles of air, stickers...etc.
[x] You look forward to going to school. Unless you're in college studying something you truly enjoy, no one does.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. God made you who you are. Go listen to "Born This Way." Girl better preach it.
[x] You play a sport I'll admit, color guard makes my life infinitely better. Not that I wouldn't be perfectly happy without it...
[x] You do something after school. Like what? Clubs, sports, or other people??
Total: 8


[x] You own a car. THIS HAS NOT MADE ME HAPPY ON ANY LEVEL. WHOEVER MADE THIS DOES NOT DRIVE. I'VE BEEN IN SEVERAL ACCIDENTS, INSURANCE IS A BITCH, KEEPING IT CLEAN IS A BITCH-ER...etc.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance. Hell people. If you have time to complain about it, you have time to do something about it.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all. Who ISN'T?
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends. REZMT<UIL%EI^O*DI>YTFNGT
Total: 3


[x] You know what is going on in the world. Knowing that I live in a state full of homophobic, narrow-minded, bigots does not make me happy. Sorry.
[x] You care about so many people. Selfish people can be happy, too, assholes...
[x] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language. How does this......???
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet. Some people who don't own pets are happy.....
[x] You know the words to 5 songs Oh my lord. Glad to see our prioroties are in order. "ARE YOU HAPPY? NO? DO YOU KNOW THE LYRICS TO FIVE SONGS? YES? THEN YOU MUUUUST BE HAPPY.
[x] You don't have any enemies FFFFFFFFFFF I HAVE SO MANY ENEMIES AND I'M HAPPY AS A FUCKING CLAM BITCHACHOS.
[x] You are a generally nice person No. I'm not. I'm a bitch and I tell it like it is. Maybe not always to your face, but it gets out....
Total: 8
Total total: 50

total: 150% happy

Count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then post it on your journal, naming it "My life is __% Happy

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